btw last night I had a dream that I was being chased by a killer. as he finally caught me I saw he had a rainbow bracelet so I said “wait you’re gay?” and he replied “it’s diverse”. then he murdered me
Zombies shouldn’t growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it’s trying to tell you something.
the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there’s really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as “jesus fucking christ”
like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head
Sorry, Coupon? You motherfuckers picked “Coupon” for PA, when Blue Ball is right there? Right there next to Intercourse?? Not Bird-In-Hand? Not Needmore?? Have you BEEN to Needmore? There’s nothing there! It needs more attention!
Also shoutouts to Jersey Shore, PA, which is in north central PA and does not have any notable bodies of water or shores.
why the HELL did they pick Chili for Wisconsin when we have a town called Spread Eagle? it’s right there
Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”
Like you’re just sitting there silently and on the outside you seem fine and gathered but in your head you’re like “oh this is gonna hit me like a train any second”
Glad to see all 19k of us are clearly fine and okay
